{"id":943,"date":"2010-12-28T00:27:18","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T05:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/?p=943"},"modified":"2010-12-28T00:34:37","modified_gmt":"2010-12-28T05:34:37","slug":"thanks-but-no-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2010\/12\/28\/thanks-but-no-thanks\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks, But No Thanks"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Unmatched<\/a>
Ad spotted at Wawa Store #912. Click for full-size.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

“Unmatched Pleasure”<\/p>\n

That’s what the sign promised.<\/p>\n

Y’know, friends, as far as I’m concerned there’s simply NO pleasure in the whole wide world that matches the pleasure of gum disease. Unless, of course, you can find some<\/em> way to cram tooth loss into the mix.<\/p>\n

Well, your search is over! Here’s the product that’s done it.<\/p>\n

I bought all that I could fit in my truck. NOT.<\/p>\n

I think I’m going to package a hammer with a nail. The marketing sheet will promise that if you use the product properly – that is, by pushing the nail through your hand with the aid of the hammer – it’ll deliver the unmatched pleasure of a hole in your hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Unmatched Pleasure” That’s what the sign promised. Y’know, friends, as far as I’m concerned there’s simply NO pleasure in the whole wide world that matches the pleasure of gum disease. Unless, of course, you can find some way to cram tooth loss into the mix. Well, your search is over! Here’s the product that’s done … Continue reading Thanks, But No Thanks<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[75,73,70],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}