{"id":83,"date":"2008-06-24T23:46:48","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T03:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/?p=83"},"modified":"2008-06-24T23:46:48","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T03:46:48","slug":"smart-scanner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2008\/06\/24\/smart-scanner\/","title":{"rendered":"Smart Scanner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a great percent-off coupon from <a title=\"Best Buy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bestbuy.com\/\">Best Buy<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0that was about to expire, so I used it to buy a new scanner,\u00c2\u00a0a <a title=\"Canon 880F scanner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.usa.canon.com\/consumer\/controller?act=ModelInfoAct&amp;fcategoryid=120&amp;modelid=15561\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"broken_link\">Canon\u00c2\u00a08800F<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0Once I had it set up I decided to have a little fun. Onto the bed went a $1 bill. No problem. A $5? Again, no problem. $10? Nope. It and a $20 &#8211; the largest bill on hand &#8211; get part way through before giving up with this informative message.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/scan20.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-84\" title=\"scan20\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/scan20-300x105.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/scan20-300x105.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/scan20.jpg 359w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So much for my career as a counterfeiter, I suppose. Do you suppose the guys with the earpieces and dark suits will be at my doorstep come morning?<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a great percent-off coupon from Best Buy\u00c2\u00a0that was about to expire, so I used it to buy a new scanner,\u00c2\u00a0a Canon\u00c2\u00a08800F.\u00c2\u00a0Once I had it set up I decided to have a little fun. Onto the bed went a $1 bill. No problem. A $5? Again, no problem. $10? Nope. It and a $20 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2008\/06\/24\/smart-scanner\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Smart Scanner<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[39,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}