{"id":31,"date":"2007-09-23T09:13:53","date_gmt":"2007-09-23T13:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timeoff.org\/wp-rp\/?p=31"},"modified":"2021-01-29T17:00:18","modified_gmt":"2021-01-29T22:00:18","slug":"hit-by-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2007\/09\/23\/hit-by-a-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Hit By A Car"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I was hit by a car. No, it&#8217;s okay, really. I wasn&#8217;t hurt and no real damage was done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was my neighbor, Heather, that did it. My garage empties into a little court leading to the public street. I had rolled my motorcycle out, preparing to run some errands. I saw her car, motionless, and she was talking to another neighbor. I had my back to them as I wrapped some bungies around the sissy bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly, the rear of her car was pushing me against the motorcycle, my leg sandwiched between her plastic bumper and my license plate holder. I hollered, cursing, and she stopped immediately. She had been moving slowly and reacted quickly. The car halted less than an inch from the sheet metal of my rear fender.<br><br>There was no damage, really. A slight bend was visible in the chromed barbed-wire plate holder where my leg had been pressed against it. My arm got scratched a bit &#8211; I must have hit something as I spun to turn my attention to the car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t see you!&#8221; she apologized, after seeing that disaster had been averted and everything was basically alright. Those very words are heard by bikers WAY too often.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I delivered the lecture and went about my business.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was hit by a car. No, it&#8217;s okay, really. I wasn&#8217;t hurt and no real damage was done. It was my neighbor, Heather, that did it. My garage empties into a little court leading to the public street. I had rolled my motorcycle out, preparing to run some errands. I saw her car, motionless, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2007\/09\/23\/hit-by-a-car\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hit By A Car<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[103,66],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}