{"id":24,"date":"2007-07-29T10:24:29","date_gmt":"2007-07-29T14:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timeoff.org\/wp-rp\/?p=24"},"modified":"2021-01-29T16:52:17","modified_gmt":"2021-01-29T21:52:17","slug":"waves-of-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2007\/07\/29\/waves-of-spam\/","title":{"rendered":"Waves of Spam"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Like you, my inboxes are always filled with spam. Oh, I take measures that I don&#8217;t have to deal with it &#8211; much &#8211; but sometimes unmistakable patterns emerge. Such as when the popular media talks about those Nigerian schemes and suddenly there&#8217;s an onslaught of those kinds of messages.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lately it&#8217;s been colon cleansing. My favorite is the one that begins, in part, &#8220;the average American has 6-10 undigested meals resting in the colon.&#8221; Think about that for a second. 6-10 undigested meals. In the colon. Doesn&#8217;t that mean that you&#8217;re seriously ill? By the time the&#8230; material&#8230; has reached your colon, one would presume that the needed nutrients have already been absorbed by the digestion process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I could go on for some time. Certain foods, for example, seem to defy digestion. But I&#8217;ll, er, pass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here, have another plate of spam. What&#8217;s your favorite flavor?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like you, my inboxes are always filled with spam. Oh, I take measures that I don&#8217;t have to deal with it &#8211; much &#8211; but sometimes unmistakable patterns emerge. Such as when the popular media talks about those Nigerian schemes and suddenly there&#8217;s an onslaught of those kinds of messages. Lately it&#8217;s been colon cleansing. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2007\/07\/29\/waves-of-spam\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Waves of Spam<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[62],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}