{"id":2164,"date":"2016-02-26T13:45:34","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T18:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/?p=2164"},"modified":"2016-03-11T10:53:24","modified_gmt":"2016-03-11T15:53:24","slug":"lit-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2016\/02\/26\/lit-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Lit Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day I learned something about Florida traffic law. The fine for “obscuring your license plate” is eleven hundred and fifty bucks!<\/p>\n

The short story goes something like this. My barhopper’s plate holder’s\u00c2\u00a0pivoted. It can fold flat against the bike, out of the way. I’d \"\"been working in the battery box the day before and had the thing\u00c2\u00a0pivoted backward. I’ve scraped my calf a couple of times on the damned thing. Before hittin’ the street I completed the usual first-ride-of-the-day checks as the engine warmed – lighting, control operation, etc. – like I\u00c2\u00a0always do. But the plate’s\u00c2\u00a0position just didn’t register.<\/p>\n

I guess I made it about fifteen miles or so before I got lit up.<\/p>\n

Considering the LEO commented “I could have sworn there was no tag at all” when I explained, the stop went well. I wasn’t ticketed and I learned something. Turns out the fine is steep from folks running tolls, covering their plates to avoid the cameras.<\/p>\n

Tension eased, I took the opportunity to ask after something mentioned to me a while back, that vertically-oriented plates were illegal here. They’re not illegal, and the other LEO (yeah, by then another patrol car had joined us) concurred. I may remount the plate for a cleaner look – and<\/em> to avoid another mishap.<\/p>\n

In a few minutes I was back on the road. As I donned my lid one smiled and said “Try to stay under a hundred, okay?” “And keep the front wheel on the ground,” the other added.<\/p>\n

“I’ll try.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The other day I learned something about Florida traffic law. The fine for “obscuring your license plate” is eleven hundred and fifty bucks! The short story goes something like this. My barhopper’s plate holder’s\u00c2\u00a0pivoted. It can fold flat against the bike, out of the way. I’d been working in the battery box the day before … Continue reading Lit Up!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[103,66],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}