{"id":1674,"date":"2014-05-01T02:44:04","date_gmt":"2014-05-01T06:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2014-12-02T12:35:01","modified_gmt":"2014-12-02T17:35:01","slug":"sneakers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2014\/05\/01\/sneakers\/","title":{"rendered":"Sneakers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a pair of sneakers like these <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1675\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sneaks-286x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sneaks-286x300.jpg 286w, https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sneaks.jpg 312w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 286px) 100vw, 286px\" \/>once. Well, okay, maybe they weren&#8217;t Converse &#8211; dunno if they were in business back then &#8211; but they were bright red and high. I was just a kid.<\/p>\n<p>Had this bicycle, too. A righteous chopper, it was. Cobbled together out of a couple of junk frames and whatever other parts could be scrounged. Amazing what you can do with no cash, some imagination, and dad&#8217;s welder (when no one was lookin&#8217;). No brakes on that SOB. Stopping was an exercise in contorting one&#8217;s body enough to jam the bottom of a sneaker-clad foot against the front wheel.<\/p>\n<p>I think you see where this is going. The sneakers didn&#8217;t last too long at all. The left one quickly got a groove worn clean through as I tried to check my speed going down the hill where Adam&#8217;s Lane crossed the Northeast Corridor. Delivered a nasty burn that, if memory serves, took an awful long time to heal.<\/p>\n<p>Mom was pissed. So was Dad, when he got home from work. New sneakers, ruined. Bein&#8217; where I ought not be. The illicit welding of bicycle parts of questionable origin. A burnt foot bottom that made me walk funny. It was that last that was the tip-off. Life wasn&#8217;t good.<\/p>\n<p>I wore those sneakers, hole and all, for a long time. Must&#8217;ve been a lesson in there somewhere &#8216;cuz I still remember it pretty well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a pair of sneakers like these once. Well, okay, maybe they weren&#8217;t Converse &#8211; dunno if they were in business back then &#8211; but they were bright red and high. I was just a kid. Had this bicycle, too. A righteous chopper, it was. Cobbled together out of a couple of junk frames &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2014\/05\/01\/sneakers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sneakers<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[77],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}