{"id":1649,"date":"2014-01-22T09:34:53","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T14:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/?p=1649"},"modified":"2014-01-22T09:34:53","modified_gmt":"2014-01-22T14:34:53","slug":"up-up-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2014\/01\/22\/up-up-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Up, Up, Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I went through today&#8217;s snail I found that my CenturyLink invoice had risen by a not-insignificant 28%. CenturyLink bundles a bunch of stuff. There&#8217;s the POTS (and its requisite long distance), DirecTV, and High Speed [cough, cough] Internet. When I mentioned Internet, my kid &#8211; ever the quick wit &#8211; quipped&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You mean we *pay* them for that???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I nearly dropped a nut.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1650\" alt=\"centurylink\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/centurylink-300x92.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"92\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/centurylink-300x92.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/centurylink-500x153.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/centurylink.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>He&#8217;s right, though. This is rural Florida and the Internet service well and truly sucks. They SHOULD pay us, rather than the other way around. At the far end of a 12,000-foot copper haul to the DSLAM, you just KNOW I&#8217;m not makin&#8217; it up.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not why the bill went up. It was DirecTV. DirecTV&#8217;s portion alone rose by fifty-four damned percent. And I know why. A couple of promos, granted when we signed up last year, expired. As if that pap that passes for content was worth the promo rate in the first place. A thousand channels of crap. Thank the almighty Lord in heaven none of us give a flyin&#8217; shit for sports!<\/p>\n<p>The lot of &#8217;em &#8211; what a rip. I mean, study after study, survey after survey, who&#8217;s at the bottom along with lawyers and used car salesmen? Cable companies and phone companies, that&#8217;s who.<\/p>\n<p>I wrote the check.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I went through today&#8217;s snail I found that my CenturyLink invoice had risen by a not-insignificant 28%. CenturyLink bundles a bunch of stuff. There&#8217;s the POTS (and its requisite long distance), DirecTV, and High Speed [cough, cough] Internet. When I mentioned Internet, my kid &#8211; ever the quick wit &#8211; quipped&#8230; &#8220;You mean we &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/2014\/01\/22\/up-up-up\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Up, Up, Up<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[21,73],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.timeoff.org\/rick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}