This is an old favorite. I figured I’d preserve it here so I could link to it from elsewhere with the assurance that it wouldn’t drop out from under me.<\/p>\n
Sauce unknown. Lost to the ages, I guess. Have fun. Or not.<\/p>\n
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer<\/strong><\/p>\n
I have a spelling checker.
\nIt came with my pea sea.
\nIt plane lee marks four my revue
\nMiss steaks aye can knot sea.<\/p>\nEye ran this poem threw it,
\nYour sure reel glad two no.
\nIts vary polished in it’s weigh.
\nMy checker tolled me sew.<\/p>\nA checker is a bless sing,
\nIt freeze yew lodes of thyme.
\nIt helps me right awl stiles two reed,
\nAnd aides me when I rime.<\/p>\nEach frays come posed up on my screen
\neye trussed too bee a joule.
\nThe checker pours o’er every word
\nTo cheque sum spelling rule.<\/p>\nBee fore a veiling checker’s Hour
\nspelling mite decline,
\nAnd if we’re lacks oar have a laps,
\nWe wood bee maid too wine.<\/p>\nButt now bee cause my spelling
\nIs checked with such grate flair,
\nTheir are no fault’s with in my cite,
\nOf nun eye am a ware.<\/p>\nNow spelling does knot phase me,
\nIt does knot bring a tier.
\nMy pay purrs awl due glad den
\nWith wrapped word’s fare as hear.<\/p>\nTo rite with care is quite a feet
\nOf witch won should be proud,
\nAnd wee mussed dew the best wee can,
\nSew flaw’s are knot aloud.<\/p>\nSow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
\nSuch soft wear four pea seas,
\nAnd why eye brake in two averse
\nBuy righting too pleas.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"This is an old favorite. I figured I’d preserve it here so I could link to it from elsewhere with the assurance that it wouldn’t drop out from under me. Sauce unknown. Lost to the ages, I guess. Have fun. Or not. Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer I have a spelling checker. It came with … Continue reading Eye halve a spelling chequer<\/span>