Astute repeat visitors may have noticed the new Spamstains page. Let me explain.
Like everyone else, this blog receives an astounding amount of spam. Doesn’t matter much, really; the tools running tirelessly in the background do a pretty good job of culling the junk. But like a grease trap in a fast food restaurant kitchen the spam traps need periodic purges. It’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it.
The new page collects some of the best fragments of spammy junk I run across in that cesspool. Besides the obvious giggly entertainment value I’ve actually found a perfect use for the material.
Ever get an unwelcome telemarketer call? Sure you have. Ever at a loss for how to respond? The job just got easier. All you need to do is access the Spamstains page and read aloud from it to your intruder.
Better than simply hanging up, you can waste their time just like they waste yours. And it requires no thought or creativity on your part, for my spammers have taken care of that for you!
You’re welcome.
I think I also have the answers to my next Social Security Disability Test!
Doesn’t help my automated “no message” crank phone spammers.
One day I’m going to get out the phone book and call one number after another, pretending to be a three-year-old! “Hello? Is my mommy there? You’re lying. I want my mommy. My dydie is full and it stinks and my mommy said she was going to your house.”